So I saw this toy in radio shack. Teacup Piggies. They are little pink pigs with pink and white bows and an outfit (in the case of this one, a leotard with a purple top and silver lame tutu). Their gimmick is that they talk when you press their noses. Here is what the one named “Princess” says.
“My name is Princess. I want to be a princess!”
“I’m going to marry a Prince!”
“I’m going to live in a beautiful castle!”
“I want to have a party” (said sort of whiny)
“Can I wear my new outfit to the party?”
“I like your outfit.”
“Would you take a picture of me?”
I swear to God. Oh, and did I mention that before every phrase she OINKS??????